I must thank CV for inspiring this.
First of all, Co2 and Ribulous Diphosphate (C5, for short,) are two happy people in a relationship.
They stayed together for so long they started to look alike. They were called an Intermediate Compound. They both look like C3's now. ONLY ONE DIFFERENCE. One of them is... a PGA. Extra oxygen atom, it's like having two and a half hearts when you're only supposed to have 2. It's OH and O when you just need H and O.
It made the relationship unstable. PGA had too much oxygen while C3 had just enough. It had to end.
PGA did some soul-searching for a while. He met NADH2 in a bar and fell in love. BUT. He didn't love her like he loved C3. He only gave her half a heart instead of his full love. NADH2 could definitely feel it, so she hung on to that half of a heart while she could. So when they eventually broke up, she took it away with her.
PGA found out that he had 2 regular hearts now. He wasn't PGA anymore, he was a PGAL. He could love regularly again and make a new stable relationship with C3!
So they got back together, their relationship is now a Phosphorylated compound and becomes an instant mix solution like those Just-Add-Water things.
Yes, Just Add Water and it becomes Glucose. They have a kid, too, H3PO4. It's like when you add water to Cup Noodles. The water disappears and becomes soup. PGA and C3 are like the noodles, H3PO4 is like the soup.
By the way, NADH2 never let that 'O' half-heart go. She always kept it with her, to the point where she developed a split personality disorder. NAD was a single, independent lady while H2O was always pining for the love of PGA that would never be hers.
The End.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Friday, April 3, 2009
Only foolishly foolish fools would foolishly read such foolery.
Phoenix Wright is the most intriguing game I've played in a while.
For one, there's an AWESOME prosecutor who spouts various foolish quotes about foolishness and fools. Most pertaining to poor Wrighto.
Quotes from Franziska Von Karma. It makes it funnier if you say these in a high-pitched German accent. :)
Foolish fool who foolishly dreams of foolish dreams...How foolish.
I grow tired of the foolish foolery of the foolish fools of this foolish country...
A fool is a fool who will only listen to the foolish opinions of other foolish fools...
There's no need for foolish outcries from foolishly foolish fools.
Foolish fool spouting foolish foolishness, just as I expect of a foolish fool such as you.
Oh, how a foolish fool makes a foolish face while dreaming foolishly foolish dreams.
Don't be foolish, you foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.
Yet again the foolish fool spouts out more foolishly foolish drabble...
A foolish fool with a foolish sieve for a brain only speaks foolishly with foolish words.
...I can't stand to listen to any more of this foolishness!
Need I remind you!? The foolish receive no mercy...
What reason would she have to do such foolish things?
I'm inclined to feel sorry for a foolish fool who foolishly spends his time foolishly.
Of all the foolish dribble!
Only a foolish-looking fool could be fooled by such a foolish fool’s foolish dream.
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations:
I would look the fool if I commented on such foolishness.
A foolishly foolish idea born from the foolish mind of a foolhardy foolish fool.
A foolhardy folly of a foolish statement by an equally foolishly foolhardy fool.
Only a fool would suggest such a foolish piece of absolute foolishness!
Thus ends the foolery of the fool foolishly typing in the foolish blog of fools.
For one, there's an AWESOME prosecutor who spouts various foolish quotes about foolishness and fools. Most pertaining to poor Wrighto.
Quotes from Franziska Von Karma. It makes it funnier if you say these in a high-pitched German accent. :)
Foolish fool who foolishly dreams of foolish dreams...How foolish.
I grow tired of the foolish foolery of the foolish fools of this foolish country...
A fool is a fool who will only listen to the foolish opinions of other foolish fools...
There's no need for foolish outcries from foolishly foolish fools.
Foolish fool spouting foolish foolishness, just as I expect of a foolish fool such as you.
Oh, how a foolish fool makes a foolish face while dreaming foolishly foolish dreams.
Don't be foolish, you foolish fool wearing the foolishly foolish clothes.
Yet again the foolish fool spouts out more foolishly foolish drabble...
A foolish fool with a foolish sieve for a brain only speaks foolishly with foolish words.
...I can't stand to listen to any more of this foolishness!
Need I remind you!? The foolish receive no mercy...
What reason would she have to do such foolish things?
I'm inclined to feel sorry for a foolish fool who foolishly spends his time foolishly.
Of all the foolish dribble!
Only a foolish-looking fool could be fooled by such a foolish fool’s foolish dream.
Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations:
I would look the fool if I commented on such foolishness.
A foolishly foolish idea born from the foolish mind of a foolhardy foolish fool.
A foolhardy folly of a foolish statement by an equally foolishly foolhardy fool.
Only a fool would suggest such a foolish piece of absolute foolishness!
Thus ends the foolery of the fool foolishly typing in the foolish blog of fools.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
The Urban Dictionary. Stolen from Kim's Facebook
Instructions: Go to URBAN DICTIONARY and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
Then tag 15 of your friends.
1. YOUR NAME: Beatriz
the definition of ugly
Oh wow look at Beatriz the beast
TEB SAYS: They obviously never met me before. XD XD
2. AGE: 14
A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.
"14/88 forever!", shouted the skinhead.
TEB SAYS: The first one was rated R. So I used the second. Why not Asian children?
3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Katy.
An adjective used to describe a pair of gorgeous legs. Sexy, shapely, lusciously long legs.
Damn! She has katy legs!
TEB SAYS: Not Beatriz Legs? Lucky her. XD SORRY DUDE XD
4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? : Studying.
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and (do green things.). Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
TEB SAYS: Nawwwwww.
5. FAVORITE COLOR: right now, Red.
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid, B!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
TEB SAYS: I say that too. Like... What flavor of Gatorade do you want? Blue.
6. FAVORITE NUMBER: 1
The IQ of President George Bush.
George Bush has an IQ of 1.
TEB SAYS: What's Obama's IQ, then?
7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: August
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
TEB SAYS: BAHAHAHA!
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Angie
Claims to be anti-social but is the exact opposite. Very beautiful and one of a kind personality. Has fun just about all the time and can make you laugh when you least expect it. Enjoys playing halo and can kick ass in Guitar Hero 3. Has amazing talents with her mouth and can do just about anything with it. Most spectacular/lovable person you could ever meet.
She is so awesome;she has to be an Angie!
TEB SAYS: Stop reading after Guitar Hero.
9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: Teb
Single-syllable word for "terabyte" similar to "gig" for "gigabyte" or "meg" for "megabyte"
..at your LAN... leeching all your tebs
TEB SAYS: Big talk describing someone who doesn't have much memory.
10. One word to define you: Crazy.
Tom Cruise
Example: his appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show
Did you see that crazy jumpin around on Oprah? Some peoples kids eh.
BAHAHA.
I tag Makabe. That's it.
Then tag 15 of your friends.
1. YOUR NAME: Beatriz
the definition of ugly
Oh wow look at Beatriz the beast
TEB SAYS: They obviously never met me before. XD XD
2. AGE: 14
A Neo-Nazi/White supremacist number. "14" refers to the 14 words, which are "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children". Often used in conjunction with 88.
"14/88 forever!", shouted the skinhead.
TEB SAYS: The first one was rated R. So I used the second. Why not Asian children?
3. ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS: Katy.
An adjective used to describe a pair of gorgeous legs. Sexy, shapely, lusciously long legs.
Damn! She has katy legs!
TEB SAYS: Not Beatriz Legs? Lucky her. XD SORRY DUDE XD
4. WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING? : Studying.
An excuse you give your friends when you want to stay home alone and (do green things.). Also known as 'reading' 'cleaning your room' or writing a term paper.
"Want to hang out?"
"No, I'm going to stay home and study."
TEB SAYS: Nawwwwww.
5. FAVORITE COLOR: right now, Red.
Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid, B!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!
TEB SAYS: I say that too. Like... What flavor of Gatorade do you want? Blue.
6. FAVORITE NUMBER: 1
The IQ of President George Bush.
George Bush has an IQ of 1.
TEB SAYS: What's Obama's IQ, then?
7. MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: August
That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!
TEB SAYS: BAHAHAHA!
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Angie
Claims to be anti-social but is the exact opposite. Very beautiful and one of a kind personality. Has fun just about all the time and can make you laugh when you least expect it. Enjoys playing halo and can kick ass in Guitar Hero 3. Has amazing talents with her mouth and can do just about anything with it. Most spectacular/lovable person you could ever meet.
She is so awesome;she has to be an Angie!
TEB SAYS: Stop reading after Guitar Hero.
9. ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: Teb
Single-syllable word for "terabyte" similar to "gig" for "gigabyte" or "meg" for "megabyte"
..at your LAN... leeching all your tebs
TEB SAYS: Big talk describing someone who doesn't have much memory.
10. One word to define you: Crazy.
Tom Cruise
Example: his appearance on the Oprah Winfrey show
Did you see that crazy jumpin around on Oprah? Some peoples kids eh.
BAHAHA.
I tag Makabe. That's it.
Friday, March 6, 2009
Blame the Conch who blamed the Tash who probably blamed someone else.
| Name : | Tebatriz Andrea Marharet Momness Flowery Spiegeltastic the Stampede Teberium Tantarantantan. |
| Nick Name : | Teb, Tebby, Tebader, Tibet, Momness Flowery, Marharet, Tebster, BeaT, Taeb, Tabs, Tebs, Tibstobstubsjoke. XD |
| Birthdate : | 13th of August |
| Birthplace : | A hospital. |
| Current Location | Obviously in front of a computer. |
| Eye Color : | Very dark brown. |
| Hair color | Very dark brown. |
| Height : | Very short. |
| Weight : | Very thin but somehow manages to keep it normal XD |
| Piercings : | I HAVE A PIERCING GAZE :)) |
| Tatoos : | YOUR LOVE IS TATTOOED ON MY HEART :)) |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend : | My Cardboard Figure. XD |
| Vehicle : | My bro's skateboard-rollerblade-type-thing called a xlider :)) |
| Overused Phrase : | BAKLA! TEKAMUUUUNA! PRECISELY! SHAMEFUL! WOUJYOU LIKE SUM SPEHM? |
| FAVORITES | |
| Food : | Noodles in Soup. Ramen or Lamien. Instant or Mamunlok. |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant : | Sbarro's. |
| Candy : | Gummy anything. Particularly coke-flavored gummies. |
| Number : | 1. :D |
| Color : | For expensive things: Red. For designing things: Blue. For color schemes in art I make: Orange/Yellow. XD SEE! I was a Zenith Baby even before they made the colors! HAHAHA. |
| Animal : | JAEEEEGERBOY :)) I like Ligers, though. COME ON. LION+TIGER=LIGER :)) |
| Drink : | Water. |
| Body Part on Opposite sex : | The lack of ear hair. That's the best one. XD |
| Perfume : | Does Alcohol count? Green Cross rubbing Alcohol with moisturizer? |
| TV Show : | They're not showing anymore. Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Gintama. |
| Music Album : | Foo Fighters: The Colour and the Shape |
| Movie : | As of now, Marley and Me! I'd like to watch Tropic Thunder but my dvd broke. :< |
| Actor/Actress : | JACKIE CHAN. :)) |
| This or That | |
| Pepsi or Coke : | Poke. |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing : | Neither serve Noodles in Soup. |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Vanilla for the win. |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee : | Water. |
| Kiss or Hug : | Maybe Hug nalang. |
| Dog or Cat : | Dogs play with you and look goofy when they sleep. :D |
| Rap or Punk : | PUNK IS MY LIFE, MEYN. :D |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer. SUMMER. SUMMER. |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies : | Funny Movies. :D |
| Love or Money : | Can Love be bought? |
| YOUR... | |
| Bedtime : | Anytime. It's negotiable. My wakeup time is non-negotiable :)) |
| Most Missed Memory : | Band practices. Once they're done I wanna continue. :< |
| Best phyiscal feature : | My anklebones. JOKE. Fiiine, my PIERCING GAZE. |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Time to sleep. |
| Ambition : | Make something big, something only I can do. Help the Philippines :) |
| Best Friends : | The original Renegade Punch-2! In no particular order! |
| Weakness : | Non-negotiable sleep. |
| Fears : | Most bugs larger than ipis. |
| Longest relationship : | Hi motherdear. |
| HAVE YOU... | |
| Cheated Your Partner : | No partner to cheat on. |
| Ever been beaten up : | Nearly. :)) |
| Ever beaten someone up: | I hope not. |
| Ever Shoplifted : | Don't plan to. |
| Ever Skinny Dipped : | ....Don't plan to, I think. |
| Been Dumped Lately : | No one to dump me. |
| IN A GUY/GIRL | |
| Favorite Eye Color : | Some color that doesn't make you wonder if the person's using contacts. |
| Favorite Hair Color : | Black. |
| Short or Long : | Short....I think. Long hair is just... eurgh...on guys. |
| Height: | Taller than me by 5 inches. XD Only my cousins are that tall. XD |
| Style : | Simple but me attitude. OHHH >:D |
| Looks or Personality : | I wouldn't know. XD Personality? |
| Hot or Cute | ._____. What's the difference? Cute looks like a girl yata eh..... |
| Muscular or Really Skinny : | Pass. |
| RANDOMS | |
| What country do you want to Visit : | Japan. |
| How do you want to Die : | Meteor Strike. :)) |
| Been to the Mall Lately : | Not quite. |
| Get along with your Parents : | Most of the time. |
| Health Freak | Naw. |
| Do you think your Attractive : | 我很好看。 |
| Believe in Yourself : | HECK YES. :) I'm Ms. Self-Confidence :)) |
| Want to go to College : | Sure. |
| Do you Smoke : | Don't plan to. Won't. |
| Do you Drink : | Don't plan to. Probably will at onepoint, though. |
| Shower Daily : | Unless I've been in aircon the whole day |
| Been in Love : | With my Cardboard Figure. XD |
| Do you Sing : | In the shower. Ask dude how I sing in real life. XD |
| Want to get Married : | Perhaps. |
| Do you want Children : | Perhaps. But seeing my mom, Maybe.... I wouldn't know. |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity : | >______> Uh. >_____> AWKWARD TURTLE. |
| Hate anyone : | I try not to. |
Monday, March 2, 2009
NO MATTER WHAT I DO
GRAMMAR IS NONEXISTENT WHEN ONE IS MAD TO THE BREAKING POINT.
NO MATTER WHAT I DO DANGIT I ALWAYS, ALWAYS COME OUT THE LOSER. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I DON'T GET WHY. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LOSER WHENEVER I DO SOMETHING? AND EVEN WHEN I DON'T DO SOMETHING I'M THE LOSER PA RIN! WHY WHY WHY WHY? I DO NOT GET IT. i don't even know why, it's because there are OA people who bring up dead skeletons which have already been buried and then get angry at me for it when I don't remember anything anymore. PAMPAINIS SOBRA!
and then, there are the maarte people who try to offend me so much no matter how well I take it, and when I offend them with one tiny thing they blow it out of proportion. And then there is the person in charge of it all getting mad at me when it's not me who should be gotten mad at.
DON'T GET MAD AT ME. I DON'T GET MAD, WHY SHOULD YOU? I'M NOT OFFENDED, WHY IS SHE? WHY? WHY? WHY PAMPAINIS ^^&*&^*.
NO MATTER WHAT I DO DANGIT I ALWAYS, ALWAYS COME OUT THE LOSER. I DON'T KNOW WHY. I DON'T GET WHY. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LOSER WHENEVER I DO SOMETHING? AND EVEN WHEN I DON'T DO SOMETHING I'M THE LOSER PA RIN! WHY WHY WHY WHY? I DO NOT GET IT. i don't even know why, it's because there are OA people who bring up dead skeletons which have already been buried and then get angry at me for it when I don't remember anything anymore. PAMPAINIS SOBRA!
and then, there are the maarte people who try to offend me so much no matter how well I take it, and when I offend them with one tiny thing they blow it out of proportion. And then there is the person in charge of it all getting mad at me when it's not me who should be gotten mad at.
DON'T GET MAD AT ME. I DON'T GET MAD, WHY SHOULD YOU? I'M NOT OFFENDED, WHY IS SHE? WHY? WHY? WHY PAMPAINIS ^^&*&^*.
Friday, February 13, 2009
The People.
Stolen from Max.
Last 12 people to write on my wall/comments. (based on the Guestbook)
1. Cownch
2. Durian
3. LA
4. Makabe
5. Martha
6. Paulsy
7. Llacer
8. Angie
9. Hygienic Man
10. Ninoy
11. Checkerdoodles
12. Gin-ysa
Q: Have you ever kissed number 7? Ew, No. XD
Q: What's the best memory you have of 9? HYGIENIC MAN HEALTHY DRUNKARDS HAHAHAHA. Finishing an entire gallon pitcher of water in 20 minutes. XD
Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4? I hope soon. Probably not, though.
Q: Is number 8 pretty? She feels pretty. (Oh so pretty and witty and gay.)
Q: What was your first impression of number 10? Nice smile, chong.
Q: How did you meet 3? Kinder. She had big eyes even then.
Q: Is 11 your best friend? Not really. One of the good friends, though.
Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month? Yes.
Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you? That's scary. She's my cousin. XD
Q: When was the last time you saw 12? Today.
Q: Have you ever been to 1's house? Not yet.
Q: When's the next time you'll see 10? In school.
Q: Are you really close to 3? Tiny bit.
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4? Nope. :<
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 12? MANY TIMES. The nostrils... and the height.... HAHAHAHA.
Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most? I remember talking about Mr. Ispidyel to her.
Q: Do you even know 9? Yes. Mahcousin.
Q: Would you give number 5 a hug? ._. If she asks for one and bribes me. XD
Q: Would you ever go on a date with number 11? NAW.
Q: Are you in love with number 12? HOSHOOOTNO.
Q: Have you ever lied to number 6? Yes. I pretended to be sleeping when I wasn't, hahaha.
Q: Do you know a secret about number 8? Do I? I don't know.... XD OH YES PALA I KNOW HAHAHA. Involves rolling around. XD
Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5. Nothing. Unless they know each other....
Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4? It's lasted. AWESOME, PARE.
Q: What is the worst thing about number 1? I'm not quite sure.... She's changed a lot but that's not so bad.
Q: Have you ever danced with number 7? The STRETCH dance, yes.
Q: How long have you known number 10? Grade 3.
Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8? Yeah. I was Swiper and she was Dora the Explorer. XD
Q: Have you ever been a co-worker with number 6? Maybe. Groupmate...?
Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face? Yes. When I was 3. XD
Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother? Yes.
Q. How did you meet number 6? I don't remember.
Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5? Naw.
Q: Do you live close to 7? A bit, I think.
Q: What is number 2's favorite food? I know she likes whatever I eat. XD
Q: Out of your list of 12, which one would you say is the funniest? ANGIE. XD
Q: Who is the most flirtatious? Hirap. Xd
Q: If you could change one thing about number 12, what would it be? I WOULD GIVE HER HEIGHT! :)) But not more to make her taller than me. HAHAHAHA.
Q: Say something nice about number 11. She's loving. XD Very loving. XD
Q: Which one lives the farthest away? Angie.
Q: Who is the loudest? Llacer
Q: The quietest? I don't know. Hygienic Man
Q: What kind of car does number 12 have? No idea.
Q: Have you traveled anywhere with number 8? Yes. To the XS fair. XD
Q: If you gave number 5 $100 dollars tonight, what would they spend it on? .....Anime stuff? ._. A cellphone? I wouldn't know... :))
Last 12 people to write on my wall/comments. (based on the Guestbook)
1. Cownch
2. Durian
3. LA
4. Makabe
5. Martha
6. Paulsy
7. Llacer
8. Angie
9. Hygienic Man
10. Ninoy
11. Checkerdoodles
12. Gin-ysa
Q: Have you ever kissed number 7? Ew, No. XD
Q: What's the best memory you have of 9? HYGIENIC MAN HEALTHY DRUNKARDS HAHAHAHA. Finishing an entire gallon pitcher of water in 20 minutes. XD
Q: When's the next time you're gonna see 4? I hope soon. Probably not, though.
Q: Is number 8 pretty? She feels pretty. (Oh so pretty and witty and gay.)
Q: What was your first impression of number 10? Nice smile, chong.
Q: How did you meet 3? Kinder. She had big eyes even then.
Q: Is 11 your best friend? Not really. One of the good friends, though.
Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month? Yes.
Q: Do you think 2 has a crush on you? That's scary. She's my cousin. XD
Q: When was the last time you saw 12? Today.
Q: Have you ever been to 1's house? Not yet.
Q: When's the next time you'll see 10? In school.
Q: Are you really close to 3? Tiny bit.
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 4? Nope. :<
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 12? MANY TIMES. The nostrils... and the height.... HAHAHAHA.
Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most? I remember talking about Mr. Ispidyel to her.
Q: Do you even know 9? Yes. Mahcousin.
Q: Would you give number 5 a hug? ._. If she asks for one and bribes me. XD
Q: Would you ever go on a date with number 11? NAW.
Q: Are you in love with number 12? HOSHOOOTNO.
Q: Have you ever lied to number 6? Yes. I pretended to be sleeping when I wasn't, hahaha.
Q: Do you know a secret about number 8? Do I? I don't know.... XD OH YES PALA I KNOW HAHAHA. Involves rolling around. XD
Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5. Nothing. Unless they know each other....
Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4? It's lasted. AWESOME, PARE.
Q: What is the worst thing about number 1? I'm not quite sure.... She's changed a lot but that's not so bad.
Q: Have you ever danced with number 7? The STRETCH dance, yes.
Q: How long have you known number 10? Grade 3.
Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8? Yeah. I was Swiper and she was Dora the Explorer. XD
Q: Have you ever been a co-worker with number 6? Maybe. Groupmate...?
Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face? Yes. When I was 3. XD
Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother? Yes.
Q. How did you meet number 6? I don't remember.
Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5? Naw.
Q: Do you live close to 7? A bit, I think.
Q: What is number 2's favorite food? I know she likes whatever I eat. XD
Q: Out of your list of 12, which one would you say is the funniest? ANGIE. XD
Q: Who is the most flirtatious? Hirap. Xd
Q: If you could change one thing about number 12, what would it be? I WOULD GIVE HER HEIGHT! :)) But not more to make her taller than me. HAHAHAHA.
Q: Say something nice about number 11. She's loving. XD Very loving. XD
Q: Which one lives the farthest away? Angie.
Q: Who is the loudest? Llacer
Q: The quietest? I don't know. Hygienic Man
Q: What kind of car does number 12 have? No idea.
Q: Have you traveled anywhere with number 8? Yes. To the XS fair. XD
Q: If you gave number 5 $100 dollars tonight, what would they spend it on? .....Anime stuff? ._. A cellphone? I wouldn't know... :))
Friday, January 30, 2009
Stupid things.
I've done 67 out of 100 stupid things.
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back on it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to grow out of your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 7
11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they
knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 16
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 25
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 31
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house. (pants, in my case. - Teb)
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (MY OWN EYE PA! XDDDDD)
43. [x]Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 39
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (It's a habit. - Teb)
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (sakit ng mata ko nun.)
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 47
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 56
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (If I did, that would be lying. :D)
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 61
81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (Insta-wax. XD)
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (Come to think of it, why do they have a loop at the back?)
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ]Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 67
91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren¢t even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (IT IS SO FUN. 8D)
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth (HAHAHAHAHA. POOR DEMENTED KID I AM.)
TOTAL: 74
1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back on it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to grow out of your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push
Running total: 7
11. [x] Have actually believed someone when they said that they
knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
Running total: 16
21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [x] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
Running total: 25
31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [ ] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [ ] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident
Running total: 31
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house. (pants, in my case. - Teb)
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on (MY OWN EYE PA! XDDDDD)
43. [x]Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
Running total: 39
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. (It's a habit. - Teb)
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on (sakit ng mata ko nun.)
57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [ ] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
Running total: 47
61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
Running total: 56
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [ ] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (If I did, that would be lying. :D)
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [ ] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt
Running total: 61
81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off (Insta-wax. XD)
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back (Come to think of it, why do they have a loop at the back?)
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. [ ] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
89. [ ]Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.
Running total: 67
91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [ ] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [ ] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren¢t even paying attention
97. [ ] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class (IT IS SO FUN. 8D)
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth (HAHAHAHAHA. POOR DEMENTED KID I AM.)
TOTAL: 74
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Teb's Cardboard Husband
Teb's Cardboardtastic Future
Events not in actual sequence, just for coherence. Some things may have not been said by the person who said it. Yeah. Edited, in short... Patsy's Green, Katy's Blue, Angie's Orange.
"Will you ever get married?"
"Nah."
"My mom said to marry a doctor."
"Anime has raised my standards too high. I'll marry a cardboard figure."
"HA?"
"But it's not human!"
"Anyway, when he comes home from whatever it is cardboard figures do at work, it'll be like..."
'What, no 'Hi, Honey!' when you're home?'
*silence*
'Alright, where have you been?'
*silence*
'Not talking....EH?'
"Yeah."
*laugh*
"Well that's good, you'll know he's drunk because before drinking he'll be sticking up straight but after, all droopy like soggy cartons."
"But what about kids?"
"Kids? I can't figure out how to.... *ahem* have kids with a cardboard box."
"Cardboard kids, hahaha."
"Cardboard kids?! HOW?"
"Easy. You cut them out of a TV box!"
"Oh, when their grandma sees them she'll pinch their arms and she'll keep on saying, 'OHHH, YOU'RE SO THIIIIIN! LIKE A CARDBOARD!'"
"Weirdoes. You can't walk in the rain with your family... They'll die..."
"I can imagine. I'll put clothes on them like regular cardboard kids. With little white squares on the edges like on paper dolls."
"But their backs are open!"
"I'll put on on the back and one on the front."
"What about the sides?"
"THEY'RE CARDBOARD FIGURES! THEY DON'T HAVE SIDES!"
"Oh. I thought cardboard box."
-End-
I asked them if I could post the whole cardboard affair on Multiply. Katy said, 'It's your future anyway.'
Events not in actual sequence, just for coherence. Some things may have not been said by the person who said it. Yeah. Edited, in short... Patsy's Green, Katy's Blue, Angie's Orange.
"Will you ever get married?"
"Nah."
"My mom said to marry a doctor."
"Anime has raised my standards too high. I'll marry a cardboard figure."
"HA?"
"But it's not human!"
"Anyway, when he comes home from whatever it is cardboard figures do at work, it'll be like..."
'What, no 'Hi, Honey!' when you're home?'
*silence*
'Alright, where have you been?'
*silence*
'Not talking....EH?'
"Yeah."
*laugh*
"Well that's good, you'll know he's drunk because before drinking he'll be sticking up straight but after, all droopy like soggy cartons."
"But what about kids?"
"Kids? I can't figure out how to.... *ahem* have kids with a cardboard box."
"Cardboard kids, hahaha."
"Cardboard kids?! HOW?"
"Easy. You cut them out of a TV box!"
"Oh, when their grandma sees them she'll pinch their arms and she'll keep on saying, 'OHHH, YOU'RE SO THIIIIIN! LIKE A CARDBOARD!'"
"Weirdoes. You can't walk in the rain with your family... They'll die..."
"I can imagine. I'll put clothes on them like regular cardboard kids. With little white squares on the edges like on paper dolls."
"But their backs are open!"
"I'll put on on the back and one on the front."
"What about the sides?"
"THEY'RE CARDBOARD FIGURES! THEY DON'T HAVE SIDES!"
"Oh. I thought cardboard box."
-End-
I asked them if I could post the whole cardboard affair on Multiply. Katy said, 'It's your future anyway.'
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Random blog entry of the day.
"Pare-doodles, can you get that for me?"
"Patsydoodles nearly whacked me today. Pfft."
"Cometdoodles looks wonderful today."
"Jaegerdoodles! Where are you?"
Doodles. What is it?
Doo-dles: Noun, 1.) add-on to people's (or a dog's) names usually used in sarcasm or fits of glee
2.) Pa-cute form of Dude.
"Patsydoodles nearly whacked me today. Pfft."
"Cometdoodles looks wonderful today."
"Jaegerdoodles! Where are you?"
Doodles. What is it?
Doo-dles: Noun, 1.) add-on to people's (or a dog's) names usually used in sarcasm or fits of glee
2.) Pa-cute form of Dude.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
2009 School Fair's Theme
Based on actual YM conversations with Katy and Angie. Heavily edited to show some coherence and for people who can't follow where odd conversations go. Actually 2 separate conversations.
"Dude, I had a dream last night. Super weird na dream. It was about the ICA 2009 School fair. Guess the theme it had in my dream."
"...Jaeger?"
"...Nooooo."
"Sax?"
"Nooooooo. It's a book."
"ERAP?"
*laughs*
"HA? Dude, Angie guessed Erap. THAT'S NOT A BOOK!"
"I know."
*laughs* "I have no idea."
"Twilight." *shudder* "Nakakatakot naman."
"That's horrifying... We'd see 'vegetarians' everywhere."
"Then you, not Angie, Katy, said something to make me cry.
"I wonder what I said to make you cry."
"I forgot. You and Patsy were doing something top secret or the other."
"That fair's unlikely."
"Why unlikely?"
"I mean, if that was the theme then the whole school would be covered with their faces... And books... And they might sell broken ribbons and apples and.... Mali."
"Broken ribbons for P50. What a ripoff. Oh, and the class booth... Apparently the whole Obedience was still retained... Jeorge is still president. It was a photo booth or something, and I had to draw those cardboard things which have holes where heads should be... It was Edward and a bunch of rabid fangirls."
"...-_-' "
*Angie disappears from the whole conversation after some fiddling around with trying to make a conference. There's something wrong with Katy's computer since it can't make confe's.*
"I told you it was weird."
"Yes, very weird.
"'Vegetarians' everywhere... Hey, why 'vegetarians' everywhere?"
"They'd wanna be like Edward and the others. If they weren't, they would all pretend to drink our blood instead of some animals."
"In reality red food coloring."
*tsk tsk tsk.*
"Snow cone thing would be "Human" "Beef" "Pork" "Chicken" "Thisandthat" flavor." *shudder* "In reality just food coloring with strawberry flavor."*
"That'd be very weird. What about the other flavors?"
"Blueberry=Redberry, Root beer=Red Beer and to be sosyal it'll be Red Wine nalang."
"Of course. And the horror booth?"
"YIKES. *sticks hands to cheeks and screams, sings in the tune of Disturbia* BAM BAM PIRA BAM BAM BAMPIRAAA~"
"Yeap."
"And werewolves."
"Yep. But for the entire fair to be themed Twilight would be creepy."
"OP KORS. In the daytime, all the 'vampires' would have glitter on them to 'sparkle in the sunlight'. SCAAAAARY."
"They'll have it at night to get more into the mood."
"..."
"Which is also creepy. I'd rather be a werewolf, though."
"Me, I'd rather be a... FLYING HIPPO."
"Seriously?"
"Naw."
To have the school fair themed High School Musical would be hell.
"Dude, I had a dream last night. Super weird na dream. It was about the ICA 2009 School fair. Guess the theme it had in my dream."
"...Jaeger?"
"...Nooooo."
"Sax?"
"Nooooooo. It's a book."
"ERAP?"
*laughs*
"HA? Dude, Angie guessed Erap. THAT'S NOT A BOOK!"
"I know."
*laughs* "I have no idea."
"Twilight." *shudder* "Nakakatakot naman."
"That's horrifying... We'd see 'vegetarians' everywhere."
"Then you, not Angie, Katy, said something to make me cry.
"I wonder what I said to make you cry."
"I forgot. You and Patsy were doing something top secret or the other."
"That fair's unlikely."
"Why unlikely?"
"I mean, if that was the theme then the whole school would be covered with their faces... And books... And they might sell broken ribbons and apples and.... Mali."
"Broken ribbons for P50. What a ripoff. Oh, and the class booth... Apparently the whole Obedience was still retained... Jeorge is still president. It was a photo booth or something, and I had to draw those cardboard things which have holes where heads should be... It was Edward and a bunch of rabid fangirls."
"...-_-' "
*Angie disappears from the whole conversation after some fiddling around with trying to make a conference. There's something wrong with Katy's computer since it can't make confe's.*
"I told you it was weird."
"Yes, very weird.
"'Vegetarians' everywhere... Hey, why 'vegetarians' everywhere?"
"They'd wanna be like Edward and the others. If they weren't, they would all pretend to drink our blood instead of some animals."
"In reality red food coloring."
*tsk tsk tsk.*
"Snow cone thing would be "Human" "Beef" "Pork" "Chicken" "Thisandthat" flavor." *shudder* "In reality just food coloring with strawberry flavor."*
"That'd be very weird. What about the other flavors?"
"Blueberry=Redberry, Root beer=Red Beer and to be sosyal it'll be Red Wine nalang."
"Of course. And the horror booth?"
"YIKES. *sticks hands to cheeks and screams, sings in the tune of Disturbia* BAM BAM PIRA BAM BAM BAMPIRAAA~"
"Yeap."
"And werewolves."
"Yep. But for the entire fair to be themed Twilight would be creepy."
"OP KORS. In the daytime, all the 'vampires' would have glitter on them to 'sparkle in the sunlight'. SCAAAAARY."
"They'll have it at night to get more into the mood."
"..."
"Which is also creepy. I'd rather be a werewolf, though."
"Me, I'd rather be a... FLYING HIPPO."
"Seriously?"
"Naw."
To have the school fair themed High School Musical would be hell.
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